DUMB BLONDE ON THE ECONOMY

DUMB BLONDE ON THE ECONOMY

Hey everyone, it’s me Stacey filling in again for Chris. I keep telling him I’m all like whateves when it comes to politics but he insisted.

So there’s like this economy thing and that Al Gore guy said it has a fever or something.

They even laid off two teachers at Cosmetology School this week. I hope they don’t lay off any of the students. I could be next!

OMG will I get my tuition back?

This is scary because in our History of Hair class yesterday the teacher showed us pictures of haircuts during the economy downturning in the 80’s. Everyone had mullets like in that Dirt guy movie, even children. It made me cry.

If I make it through the student layoffs I swear kids will get normal haircuts.

Wow did I just create an on-purpose for my life? Go me! Hold on I gotta text Megs….

Okay back!

So I called my uncle Tim after class to tell him the good news and he’s all like “don’t bother me now” and “I’m busy making money” and blah blah blah.

I picked up Megs and we headed to my uncle’s job to surprise him. He works at some treasure building downtown and when we got there he gave us a bunch of money and told us to go shopping instead.

Uncle Tim is the coolest uncle e…v…e…r!!!

I bought some new shoes and some clothes. Oh and I got the new IPhone. Megs got some jewelry and got some hot guy’s cell phone number. Soooo jealous and there’s green ink all over our hands.

Ewwwww!

Oh I totally forgot! The economy!

Yeah. It’s pretty retarded.

~Stacey

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Chris Cameron writes this weekly column every Thursday as well as Political Humor Quick Hits every Tuesday here at Radioactive Liberty. You can also read funny but weird stuff at his own humor blog Angry Seafood.